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August 12, 2016

Five Exercises

(1) Write a 5-page letter to your neighbors cat on the subject of how jealous you are at her socializing skills.
(2) Put on a cucumber mask, look in the mirror and elaborate on how talented you are.
(3) Write a spontaneous e-mail to a friend in which you explain why she is one of the funniest persons you know, despite the fact that she has no or little sense of humor.
(4) Substitute social conventions like shaking hands and applauding for each other for at least one day ("Nice to meet you, I'm John (clap clap clap)").
(5) Perform a rap when bringing bad news.